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spanish and italian:So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french:haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
english:*shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic:the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish:here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese:subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh:sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese:here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
arabic:so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
latin:here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
sign language:If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
russian:idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
Greek:so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit


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can i make it any more obvious?

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where are the notes this is beautiful

the mobile version is amazing, click on it

This is amazing

my god

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" I felt too much, he didn’t. "
by (six-word story)

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Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

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I’m 99.9% sure that this is sophie

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permanent to do list

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